THE COLUMNIST

The Columnist

Detective

Yes?

A moment sir

Huh..? You’re mistaken I’m no cop

Au contraire sir

I can see in fact, that you are incognito

Your attire speaks volumes of you

You profession is also divulged by your boots

I see

What is it that you need?

I’m actually to be unseen

I thought I looked clean

Au contraire sir

Your gun is showing

Your temples are quite loudly throbbing

Your brow is profusely sweating

Alright my good man

What is it that you need?

I’m busy anyways

Hiding from the hidden

Excellent sir!

I wish you good luck!

But my matter is quite pressing you see,

There is somewhere right now, we need to be

I’m sorry

I cannot leave my post

The suspect might walk in anytime

It’s up to me to see what I can find

But sir!

There is this body!

I found it sometime ago

A young lady, dead by a harsh blow!

What!?

Take me there now my good man

I fear my post must be left unmanned

Let us make haste then

Here sir

It’s in this corner if you please

A dreadful business I’m afraid

Her pooled blood blocks our way

Female, age around thirty

Cause of death: Blunt force trauma to the head

By the position, Killer must be left handed

No foot prints or obvious mark left behind

Excusez moi sir!

Might I divulge something of real importance?

Yes, please if you may put away your recorder?

You see, I’m your mysterious killer

Good night sir

Sleep tight (Crack!!!)

Poor girl, served her purpose well

With the very same crack on her skull