SALAMANDER

Salamander

Welcome earthling to the zulon wormhole

Click ‘yes’ if first time, dimensional travel

Beware stuptor’s Rock Steady starship

Has sunk in zulon wartear’s gravel

Stand by Captain Selick

Vicar alien transmission incoming

Hairless beasts of planet earth

This is salamander salagoingck

Surrender, time traveler squad

Our fission torpedoes are locked on you

Your attempts at escape are futile

Insecure beasts, don’t make things brew

Captain Selick, what shall do?

Miss Dorothy, strap on your magnetic boots

Let’s give these reptilian vicar reavers

A taste of black Indian soot

Lock the deflector guns

Engage the combat systems and run

Flank leftward to the belt and gallop

Call for the damn interstellar backup

Aye, aye, anything else captain?

Yeah, play some Clapton

Engage in evasive maneuvers

Stand by with evacuation procedures

The battle in the stars

Was lost to the reptilian vicars

Starship one has been taken

Human personnel consumed as bacon

Lost some good men out there

The vicars really are a nightmare

The human mission dispatched to steal

The vicar food has lost its appeal

Human planet earth is starving

Hungry humans wake up every morning

Eden prime was our last remaining hope

Earth's economy’s down the slippery slope